Banner

a state of severe depression

leaving college is going to leave me so bannered

by Emilio Estachez April 29, 2005

Banner

Biggest dick in the multiverse Even bigger than Brylen’s

Have you seen Banner his dick is huge

by John Luke October 14, 2019

Bruce Banner

Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.

Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.

by Djshockjock April 7, 2019

cap banners

A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.

Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!

by IAM Watching You June 19, 2010

THE BANNER HAMMER

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.

Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.

by footskate90 January 8, 2008

banner ads

Annoying ads that appear at the top of your screen. Lately, people have discovered even more ways to annoy you, by adding audio to some ads. The most annoying ad ofcourse are the "Shoot (whatever) to win a prize!" ads.

Man, those shooting banner ads make me want to take a crowbar to my own skull.

by Poopsy July 7, 2003

Top Banner

Something that fucking banging/immense/sick!

Wooaah, Top Banner!!!

by Meat face January 10, 2008