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A noun used to describe any type of item that someone brings out that has not been seen or heard of in a long ass time. So when it's brought out it shocks everybody.
example1
J: Yo, look at these sneakers I'm rockin' tell me they're not sick.

D: Damn! where'd you find the Jordan 11's

J: They were in the archives dawg.

example2

D: Yo let's find an old ass instrumental to rap on.
J: Which one?

D: I don't know check the archives we'll find somethin.
by thetrustee May 29, 2009
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Behold The Architect

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT
Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"
by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008
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The Architect

The Architect wanted to close more jails by appointing more conservative judges and prosecutors.
by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020
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The Architect

Sexiest man alive, no objections allowed.
The one who climbed mountain dew.
The one who sees all colors in black and white.
Musician
"We need a hero...we need the architect"
by Koringa November 21, 2021
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O5-3 “The Architect”

Also known as Branden, O5-3 is the main avatar maker for the SCPVerse. And the guy we have to convince to take a break to sleep and eat instead of making avatars
God dammit O5-3 “The Architect”, go get some sleep
by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022
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The Magnus Archives

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*
by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020
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