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the angles

The Angles:

Only a shot of the face, a shot of the ass, a shot of the mouth, a shot of the eyes.
“There is no full picture”

All the ugly girls at myspace have this!!!
Dude 1- Dude look at this chick she is hot!!!
Dude 2- Dude she’s got the angles, you know... “The angles” all the ugly chicks at myspace have that, there is no full picture!
the angles by joshi July 28, 2008

The Angmering School 

A OK school somewhere in angmering, west sussex. There are LOADS of sluts and bullies. There are loads of shitty and annoying teachers, mainly in the PE and Maths departments. But at least the food is bearable and the lessons ok.

This is probably one of the first places where the phrase 'Epic Win' and 'Fail' started to be used outside the internet. And you know the first person to start using it?... I know them :3
A: Hey you go to the angmering school?
B: Yeah. Its one of the few non-religious schools in the area. Loads of sluts and whores. What a fail.
A: Pah.

The Angle 

When a girl takes a profile pictures only showing one side of their face making it look so rediculously good that you forget her face even has 2 sides, usually compensatig for something on the other side
Guy1: Did you she Brenda's new profile picture she looks so fine that I inboxed her asking her out on friday

Guy2: Yeah from The Angle shes using you can't even tell tell that she was severely burned over the whole left side of her body

Guy1:Wait WHAT!
The Angle by Gentleneal November 27, 2011

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass 

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

Show the angles right 

A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.
For example

Girl: *sends picture of her face

Boy: “show the angles right”
Girl: *sends picture of her breasts

All the angles 

All the angles stand for all the sex positions one may know/do to another person.
Oh fuck yeah, All the angles.

I can’t choose, I want to do all the angles with you tonight.