agent

A citizen of another country (non-US)who provides information and/or services of importance to the CIA. The country's government generally remains unaware that the agent is working with the CIA.

I'm not an agent working for the CIA, I'm an Officer working for the CIA! There's a big difference. An officer is generally a United States citizen trained by the CIA. An agent is just some bozo we hire to backstab his country. They're 2 completely different positions! Now that I've told you this, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you.

by inane5 February 7, 2005

agenting

Leaving a comment on someone's journal that is actually meant for someone else.

This guy keeps totally agenting me, and it's only making himself look silly.

by AceTracer June 14, 2004

Agent

What conspiracy theorists like to call the people who don't believe in their wacko theories and who will argue against the theorists with reasonable arguments and evidence. Theorists will claim these people are working for the government and a part of the conspiracy.

Those conspiracy theorists called me an agent because I actually provided a reasonable explanation why a purple elephant didn't crash into the Pentagon on 9/11.

by Castun August 22, 2008

agents

Creatures that can take over anyone's body that is still hardwired to The Matrix.

When you see an agent, you run.

by Pat July 23, 2004

Agent

Agent refers to a cigarette that is emptied and instead filled with weed (or a mix of tobacco and weed).

It can be used in public since it goes as a "cigarette".

Especially practical if you are in the pub/bar, or places where marijuana is not allowed.

Ex.1)"Did you bring the agent?"
Ex.2)"Should we bring an agent to the pub?"

by F.C Huges April 8, 2018

agent

simp

"agent is simp"

by every username is taken December 9, 2020

Agent

1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who treats him/her like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor/actress.
2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.

Emma Watson's agent doesn't let her make her own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.

by frabrizio September 16, 2016