such that it is

a kind of apology for having named a poor exemplar of some category or class.

Sara: Hey, do you want to smoke up with us, Melissa?
Melissa: No, thanks... probably a good idea if at least one of us keeps a clear head, such that it is, tonight...
(in this example, Melissa uses "such that it is" to indicate that her head may not be the best example of a clear one even unimpaired by marijuana.)

Margaret: George, show Carla your penis... such that it is.
(In this example, Margaret is a humiliation dominatrix commanding George to present his penis to a third party for evaluation. Margaret uses "such that it is" to indicate that George's penis is in some respect not worthy to be counted as a penis, at all.

by QueenPretty October 12, 2009

would that it were

The expression implies a wishful or idealized alternative to an undesired reality. The phrase was coined by Robert Robinson, an English radio and television presenter, journalist and author.

{I} would that it were {so} = {I} wish it were {so}

"I hope, that's be the end of all our troubles."
"Would that it were, would that it were."

by pho3nix January 13, 2016

So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.

John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019

Now that it affects the YouTube freaks

NOOOOOW it's a problem!

Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024