Thailand 

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.

Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.

Thailand by Prayed March 24, 2019

Thailand 

One of the best nations there is.

A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.

Thailand by PrayutLand September 9, 2019

Thailand 

A country that was never colonized and exploited by a foreign power. Instead it is exploited by the Thai super rich and the Royal Family.

The super rich live of the backs of the mega poor in Thailand.

Thailand by The Grand Wazzoo January 9, 2010

thailand 

A country where u go for delicious food.

yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on..
a-roy mak mak ka~*^^*(it's soooo delicious~)

thailand by curi September 4, 2003

Phuket, Thailand 

A city in Thailand known for its beaches and bars. It is also used as an exclimation of surprise in the hit movie Juno.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh ****! "Phuket, Thailand"!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

Phuket, Thailand by plaidandpearls October 7, 2008

Thailand Math 

Math questions on food, drinks, and consumer items (toothpaste, lipsticks, skin lotions, etc.) that contain cannabis or its derivatives, which poses a health or moral threat to concerned or conservative parents, pastors, and politicians.

A raw math manuscript, which defines “green products” as those containing marijuana in controlled amounts, was leaked out to some expatriate teachers in an international school in Bangkok. One such Thailand math question is the following: “Two green cookies and a cup of green coffee cost 415 Baht. Three green cookies and two cups of green coffee cost 710 Baht. What much is a green cookie?” Answer: 120 Baht.

Thailand Math by Fasters September 12, 2022

Thailand Tattoo 

The mark left on your leg by the scooter muffler when you fall off.

Check out my mean as Thailand Tattoo

Thailand Tattoo by Hadley Benson January 4, 2012