what's the capital of thailand 

you shouldn't answer this

guy 1 : what's the capital of thailand

guy 2 : bangkok

*insert screaming as guy 2's gonads get discintegrated*

what's the capital of thailand by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 2, 2022

Thailand surprise 

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

Thailand surprise by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

Thailand Sticky 

When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.

Sugar Daddy Josh gave me a Thailand Sticky, it was heavenly.

Thailand Sticky by Quickiesmalls June 11, 2018

Thailand sword fight 

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

Thailand sword fight by huckle berry February 27, 2025

Thailand sword fight 

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

Thailand sword fight by huckle berry February 27, 2025

stone thailand 

One who wear fake stone island.

Wearing my stone Thailand to the football match this weekend.

stone thailand by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021

Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.

" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...

Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020