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Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
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TADED

An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.
Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.
by IronBridge August 19, 2016
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Thad

A Thad is basically a mega Chad. A Thad is like a Chad but more powerful. Don't get on the bad side of a Thad or he will continuously yell "FIGHT ME BRO" at you.
Joaquin: Dude look at that Chad he gets all the ladies
Derik: Thats no Chad, THATS A THAD. LOOK AT ALL THE LADIES HE'S GETTING AND HE'S ONLY BEEN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM FOR A WEEK!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty July 6, 2019
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thadtime

'Thadtime' refers to ridiculously long time it takes for one named Thad to perform a task. All the while, time for Thad seems to move at a snails pace and he believes he can accomplish a huge amount of tasks in a very short time. Poor Thad is completely oblivious to the fact that he told someone he would be done in 10 minutes over 2 hours before. It is extremely unwise to refer to 'Thadtime' within earshot of Thad as it seems to invoke extreme agitation. Anyone who wishes to associate with him must be aware of Thadtime and adjust his/her life around it, as he will not acknowledge or change his Thadtime behaviour.
Thad: I'll be done with fixing this bike in 20 minutes. Tops.
Me: Ok, so I'll start dinner in 2 hours thadtime, then?
Thad: No, I just said 20 minutes!
Me: Ok, hun..sorry.

2 hours later.....
Me: Dinners done!
Thad: Ok, in in 5.
Me: (super quietly) ok, see you in the morning...
by Thads Babycakes June 28, 2011
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Thadonia

Amazing friend, complete sweetheart, once of the best people you will ever meet. Can be shy but has no reason to be, amazingly gifted and talented. Quick with words. Put's his heart out there and doesn't deserve all the flack he gets. Easy to love and stay faithful to
He is such a Thadonia! I can tell him anything!
I can't wait to talk to Thadonia!
by Natzila November 30, 2011
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Tadeo

tadeo is a bomb funny guy any girl would be lucky to have him. if he finds a girl he really like he will do anything to make her happy. tadeos are really jealous types if they see something they don't like they will do something about sooner or later. be greatful if u have or ever had one.
your lucky to have a tadeo
by el.compa April 2, 2017
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thaddeaus

Thaddeaus is a total bro. He is intellectual, good-looking, a bit awkward at first but a crazy good guy. Has a MASSIVE SCHNOBLONGER. Pretty chill bro. ADVENTURE TIME.
"Dude, that guy is kinda weird?"
"Yeah, but once you get to know him he is like, the chillest bro EVAR."
"Dude, he's a total Thaddeaus..."
by Prince Monochromicorn December 5, 2013
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