textlation

It is the way someone interprets what you text them in a totally different way then what you meant ...

I am not being rude, it must have gotten lost in textlation. Just call me.

by Ms4lfclvr December 12, 2013

Textcasm

The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.

Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.

by Billy O April 23, 2008

Textgasm

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time

"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"

by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

Textless Syndrome

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.

Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

by Jak Timels May 6, 2008

merry textmas

The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.

Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?
Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's

by Sheri Poston January 9, 2008

Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009

textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.

"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."

by chris.tine April 22, 2008