textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

textitution

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.

Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF

by KungFu Donut February 10, 2008

Textiquette

The etiquette of sending texts i.e. fairly short and to the point NOT over long or letter like.

(Phone bleeps signalling text)
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!

by Lazyfatbitch December 29, 2016

textiquette

the observance of a commonly held code of courteous text messaging etiquette.

Dude! You are decimating my free text message allowance with your txt tlk commentary on the status of your fucktarded observations on life. Get some textiquette already!

by Moxie Bandersnatch August 21, 2008

textident

texting the wrong person the right message. usually caused by texting 2 people at the same time.

i just had a major textident when i was ordering the take out.

by joytext October 30, 2008

Tortitude

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.

Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021

Sextitude

Very similar to sexyness but is a step up because it contains the word "tit" In it

"Not wearing a bra is the hight of sextitude"

by Thomas Scott Finlayson March 31, 2008