texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007

textiversary

The yearly celebration or commemoration of the first exchange of texts between two people.

Lisa: you know our textiversary is coming up, right??
Missy: Ooo of course! Last Halloween was when you became my text ho!! How could I forget?!

by BigMissy September 9, 2010

textifestation

the act of manifesting what you want through texts to friends

I was broke and needed cash for the weekend, did a little textifestation and then I got all the cheese I needed for a good time

by Allstarilicious September 6, 2011

texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

Texticles

When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person

"That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"

by Silverflayme January 10, 2010

texticals

A set of text messages with no purpose other than to amuse or create new texts.

I got a mad set of texticals from my buddy!

by GusJoe February 5, 2010

texticals

The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.

Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"

Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"

by Nexiusus June 3, 2010