Terribating

A terrible masterbation experience in which one is walked in on, the porn freezes, or one experiences the inability to get off.

How's beating it?
It's terrible
Well quit terribating and get your ass out here.

by Brian and DJ February 28, 2010

Texterbating

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)

by ild94 April 5, 2009

texterbating

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!

hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!

by shiningfame June 17, 2012

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Texticating

having a domestic arguement over text message
Domesticating thru mobile devices
often when in the same room but unable to argue because there are other people around

"oh god they are at it again texticating when they are sitting right next to each other!"

by g311 January 3, 2008

textillating

To sexually excite a person through texting. A combination of texting and titillating.

His texts were hot and steamy; they were very textillating.

by williwooyou December 19, 2011

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.

Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.

by ezjoe January 25, 2019