noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 30, 2009

Wall of Text Syndrome

A post that suffers from a massive amount of words. Can be abbreviated as WOTS.

I saw this post and it had serious wall of text syndrome

by TheGalaxyGamer May 29, 2013

Phantom Text Syndrome

A new syndrome spreading among the teens of America, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. Once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.

Teenager-"Doctor, It seems that Im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. What could possibly be wrong with me."
Doctor- "Hmmm, It seems you may have Phantom Text Syndrome"

by JuicyA September 25, 2011

Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.

Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".

by JcCongo March 09, 2010

Text Blocking Syndrome

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.

Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.

by nFlamezz April 14, 2010

text derangement syndrome

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION

I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.

by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021

Texting Down Syndrome

Commonly known as TDS, is a term used when you accidentally send a text to a different person who you are having a separate conversation with that is completely irrelevant

(Bill to Amy) "I cant wait to see you again baby!"

(Amy to Bill) "I know, you made me feel so amazing..."

(Bill to JASON) " You were my first you know...."

(Jason to Bill) "What the hell are you talking about???"

(Bill to Jason) "SH*T... sorry Jason. Must be my Texting Down Syndrome again."

by BAwrestler12 July 02, 2011