Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

textrosexual

The sexuality where you don't like boys or girl just cellphones to text on and masturbate with.

Look at Charles. He's such a textrosexual

by preggosmcgee April 7, 2008

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

tetrosexual

a person who loves 4 play

s/he's a real tetrosexual at parties

by Geoff Petersson January 7, 2004

terrorsexual

Someone who gets shit faced drunk in a party and hits on and gropes anyone and everyone in the vicinity.

Hey, why did you leave the party so early last night?
I had to drive David home after he downed the bottle of Rum and turned in to a total terrorsexual.

Usually Charles is a really shy guy but only those who party with him know that he could be totally terrorsexual.

by DJ-SharpSword March 20, 2016

textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014

Tetrosexual

fucking moron lol

Jose: I sexually identify as a Tetrosexual.
Pam: Oh, well I'm an Aquarius. What's a Tetrosexual though?
Jose: Search it up ;)

by i deploy candy February 27, 2021