texan

a VERY bad skier/snowboarder

guy#1: hey look at that guy... he has his jeans tucked into his ski boots and a big poofy texas longhorns jacket.

guy#2: ya...what a texan...

by cripple128 December 04, 2008

Texan

Somebody BORN in texas. Im sorry but you have to be born here to call yourself a texan.

Me: Im a Texan.
Guy: So am I.
Me: What part you from?
Guy: Ohio.
Me: Your not a Texan.

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 29, 2009

texans

Hah i added the letter s on to texan so i get my own definition.

Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.

Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.

And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.

Texan+s=Texans.....words to take up space

by Smiling_weasle April 04, 2006

Texan

A person who likes to make too much noise in a bar.

We were having a good time until her friends went Texan on us and we got kicked out.

by Sam Tanner November 20, 2004

Texans

The most proud, obnoxious people ever known in the U.S. They're motto is: "Bigger is Better", though what they gain in quantity, they lack in quality. They are always the first to become offended at any discussion that doesn't involve the state's "majesty." They claim to be patriotic, but it never fails that their first line of defense is always, "we are the only state that can secede from the union" or "We can fly our flag equal to the American"

The above description does not implicate every person who lives in Texas. Everyone else are not Texans, but are Americans.

by Wrex October 02, 2006

the texans

a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.

That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.

by gabbo99 October 14, 2005

texan

In Catalonia (north-east of Spain) blue jeans are called texans.

Quina talla de texans vols?
Translation:
Which size of texans do you want?

by catalonian girl November 04, 2004