Texas Twiggy

A tall skinny woman from Texas named Shelley Duvall.

She's so Texas, She's thin as a twig, She's the Texas Twiggy!

by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023

Orange Texas

Orange Texas is your classic mix between yeeyee/hood shit in one major fucked up town. Whether your spittin Copenhagen or rollin a joint (or even both for that matter) you may find your self in Orange Texas. One common misconception about Orange Texas is that they fuck their cousins. That is not us, however, you may be thinking about Vidor. If you ever find yourself in the heart of the hood or on a dirt road at the same time, welcome to Orange Texas.

You must be from Orange Texas

by fruit city boi October 26, 2018

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Texas Pickle

A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.

That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.

That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

Texas Rear End

Three guys simultaneously thrusting their genitalia into a woman's anus while in a pickup truck on the side of a dirt or gravel road.

"So how was that Texas Rear End last night?"

"I don't want to talk about it"

by Stretch god June 9, 2016

Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.

Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019