Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

Texacution

Capital punishment in the state of Texas.

If you kill someone in Texas, they kill you back. Got it?

Texacution is also referred to as Texas Justice.

by Samuel Chase December 19, 2006

Texcommunicate

Censure used to deprive or suspend Texas citizenship. Texcommunication may involve banishment, shunning, and shaming, depending on the offense that caused Texcommunication, or the rules or norms of the Texas community. The most common reasons for Texcommunication include the mortal sins of vegetarianism and/or support of professional sports teams such as the New York Yankees or the Washington Redskins.

Alvaro was a lifelong Texan, but was in danger of being Texcommunicated for considering becoming a vegetarian.

by mriojas May 20, 2013

Texacer

when a girl is licking the underside of the head of your penis and looking up at you at the same time.

your mom was giving me the best Texacer last night.

by Texacer (its my fav) October 22, 2008

texaboo

Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.

Look at Ahmed... he thinks he's a Texan because he moved to America from (insert country name here)-stan a year ago, but he's really just a Texaboo.

by TheOneMouse May 9, 2020

teracock

A penis of the largest possible size ever. Larger than a gigacock.

she: did you hear about jenna? she slipped into a coma after joe did her with his teracock.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

Texacute

A fast execution of a criminal without much thought in a trial or an execution of a residential home invader by the owner of the house with reference to Texas Penal Code concerning the use of deadly force to protect property (§ 9.42).

Texacute'em ... that will teach any other criminals to stay away from this neighborhood.

by BMark October 20, 2008