Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
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