testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population

Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival

by djsklf September 12, 2005

Testically

Technically but it’s testically speaking

Testically I have a fat cock

by Lamar Scrôdum November 18, 2020

Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

testical tar

another name for gizz or sperm

did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere

by K.P. April 27, 2006

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.

First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007