Tent

What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.

You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.

by hotchick880 November 26, 2010

tenting

A condition caused by a state of excessive arousal in women that allows for larger-sized penises to fit more easily within the vagina.

I didn't want to be all up-ons on her cervix, so I had to make her tent first.

After performing cunnilingus on her for a while, she was tenting pretty good.

by teenyrocker July 19, 2010

tented

when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)

1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"

by xenna September 04, 2009

Tentative

Gaand se

The tentative date for the practical is 30th February.

by Babu bhaiya January 25, 2021

a tent

When you have an erection under the covers.

God damn it! My mother just asked if my erection under my covers was a tent!

by BoraaaaFromLincoln June 26, 2018

tent

1.A portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.

2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex

1. When they went camping, they slept in a tent.

2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005

tent

a place for people to have sex

good fun and also differs from the usual places eg at a house , bed or sofa

by thats a secret June 16, 2003