Tetrification

The art of rearranging objects within a confined space to maximise item capacity.

While packing for a holiday- "Reckon you could get anymore in that suitcase?"
"sure, with a bit of tetrification i'll get another weeks worth of stuff in there"

by UndeadApocalyps October 24, 2020

terrification

The act or state of being terrified.

Michael: I'm really scared dude. My chest hurts so bad.
Justin: Maybe you should see a specialist soon.
Michael: I'm terrified.
Justin: Terrification doesn't solve problems.

by Justin Bellflower July 11, 2010

terrifications

everything scary about something, everything terrifying about something

Tyler didn't want to pull the cord on the swing at the amusement park because he knew all the terrifications

by ImHungry9811 June 30, 2010

tentrification

1. when you fix up ur tent to increase its value.

2. when tents take over your city

Man, those filthy, homeless bums are ruining our town with tentrification!

by anon00999 April 3, 2017

teeaification

The act of turning something (e.g. a project, a process, an organization) into a bureaucratic quagmire that is reminiscent of the teeay (the New York City Transit Authority) method of doing business, where multiple independent approvals are required for any initiative to move forward (with approvers who may or may not be aware that their approval is required), copious paper forms must be filled out, and the process emphasizes bureaucratic requirements and the process itself instead of the ultimate goal or efficiency in reaching an objective.

For instance, many online merchants have undergone teeaification of their returns process (e.g. requiring return merchandise authorizations, proof of purchase, specific mailing labels to be printed, waiting periods, mandatory phone calls with tech support, etc.) in order to make returning their products difficult.

The teeaification of this project has reached 72% towards substantial completion, there are only 56 approvals remaining and nine departments that must under go process re-engineering, as well as 127 employees plus six contractors that must undergo required training and have their teeaification certificates signed.

by aem7902 September 24, 2019