Tennis

A sport in which you smash balls with a hard stick. You also grunt loudly while smashing the balls
Person 1: you see that dude over there smashing balls and grunting?
Person 2: ya
Person 1: he’s playing tennis
by Jsh82 October 14, 2020
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It is one of the most athletic sports. It's not like basketball where you just sit on the sidelines. You are constantly moving during matches and it takes skill. Matches can last up to 1-2 hours!
EX:
Stranger: I play basketball
Me: I play tennis
Stranger: Tennis is stupid and its for old people
Me: Punches them and runs
Nobody: ...
by Kindley March 16, 2020
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A code name for marijuana. Used around non "tennis players". Terms used along with "playing tennis"

Playing Tennis: the actual act of smoking
Tennis Balls: marijuana
Tennis Coach: dealer
Tennis Racket: smoking device
Tennis Court: where you're going to smoke
Swing: taking a hit
Phil: Hey tony, wanna go play some tennis?
Tony: Yeah, have any balls?
Phil: Yeah, I just got some. I'll meet you at the court in like 30 mins.
by wimbledonchamp September 20, 2009
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Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna play tennis today?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, I'm still too sore from playing tennis yesterday."
by Grover Cleveland69696969 March 10, 2014
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An activity that’s IS NOT A SPORT. IT REQUIRES NO SKILL.
Carolyn plays tennis. It isn’t a sport
by Fuck12andShit March 12, 2019
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The act of switching positions during sex at a rapid rate, only applies to homosexuals.
Example 1
John: Do you want to play tennis tonight?
Jack: Ya sure whay not, I could give and take some tonight.
John: Great, my house at 7

Example 2
John and Jack were playing tennis last night, and they were timeing it between switches.
by Ballungr3 February 20, 2017
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Tennis (sexual use): A term for casual sex between friends, used in Friends With Benefits. Implied to have no emotions attached, to just be simply and easy, like tennis. You go, you do the deed, you walk away.
by BrittBrittBritt August 29, 2014
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