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Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.
by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022
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The Temper Trap

The Temper Trap are a rock band formed in Melbourne, Australia, in 2005.

Known for their use of atmospheric sounds, pulsating guitars and soothing, ambient rhythms.

Members are Dougy Mandagi, Jonathon Aherne, Lorenzo Sillitto and Toby Dundas.

The band released their debut album Conditions in 2009. The album's lead single, Sweet Disposition, reached #6 on the UK Singles Chart.

Influences include U2 and Arcade Fire among others.
'What's that song that goes, "A moment of love..."?'

'That would be Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap.'
by ChillyPhilly December 23, 2009
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Armenian Temper

When a middle aged Armenian man behaves similar to an 8 year old child who didn't get his way.
Oh man, whatever Russ and Jimmy just told Guy really got his Armenian temper flaring
by Butt Doodle December 1, 2019
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Temper Stretch

When you're so filled with rage your body literally contorts in an attempt to cope with it. It is most common among children under five, but it happens to adults just the same.
When we told Jessica she couldn't go to the park she broke out into a vicious temper stretch, she looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
by JCashmere February 6, 2015
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Ginger Transition Temperature

This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).

It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...

if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.

The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).

En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.

If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.

after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.

After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?

Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...

Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...

Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....
by fockboy July 28, 2010
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temperature play

The point of temperature play is to provoke arousal by using the skin's neuroreceptors. Stimulation through heat or cold gives the body a rush of sensations that, during foreplay, is translated into arousal. Temperature play is especially fun when hot and cold are combined together in unpredictable patterns (for the receiver).

Objects that retain temperature (such as those made of metal) can also be used after they have been chilled or heated. More intense or extreme forms of temperature play (usually involving fire), like cupping and streaking, are more frequent in BDSM activities.

Typical (and safe) temperature play techniques involve ice, melted wax, metal that has been chilled or warmed, and hot or cold food.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you and your boyfriend into in the bedroom, if you know what I mean?
Girl 2: In the bedroom...? Oh! Um, me and my boyfriend like to do temperature play sometimes. It's really pleasurable, you should try it with your boyfriend!
by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015
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temper temper

An expression to use when someone is very upset, angry etc. "Temper temper!" could be something like: "Easy now, get a grip!"
"Temper temper, my dear! No harm done..."
by MichelP February 4, 2008
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