telenoth

A word used to describe a really cool, talented, or handsome guy. A jack of all trades.

Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.

by Kitten December 19, 2004

telenudist

Someone who likes to be naked while on the phone

I rang my friend and said 'What are you wearing?'. 'A smile' she said. She's such a telenudist!

by mobri April 1, 2009

telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

tenmen

A very big ego of a man who struts around in flash clothes trying to pick up women, often without success.

Did you see that bloke wink at us as he walked past?
Yeah, he thinks he's tenmen.

by Treez4me January 7, 2008

Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019

Telementacious

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.

“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”

by Heisenbone October 7, 2023

Telenovela

1: A Spanish Soap Opera

2: A word to use when some is being so overdramatic

“Hey did you see Maria’s trantrum earlier?”
“Yeah she was being so telenovela”

by YeahImNotOnFire September 20, 2017