telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

by missanthropy February 15, 2006

telnet

A communication protocol sometimes used to connect to internet servers from remote hosts.

Seldom used due to it's inability to display pornography.

telnet playboy.com
Connecting to playboy.com
login: hughhefner
password: ********

hughhefner % titties
titties: Command not found

by Joshua James October 13, 2006

telana

The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, usually with a great singing voice and a bookworm

Boy 1: did you see that girl in the hall? She's so beautiful
Boy 2: Yes, that's Telana, she can sing too

by Spearton December 1, 2013

Telisha

Fun loving adventurous person who builds walls to let only the serious ones in. Hates lack of attention and adores feeling loved. stands up for those she loves and is very stubborn. Don t mistake her aloofness for lack of compassion.

Omg, Telisha has such a fab dress sense!

by Miss p July 3, 2014

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

telenovela

A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.

"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"

by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005