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Redneck Teleprompter

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
by TedIII February 8, 2010
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Hillbilly Teleprompter

Writing your key items you need to cover in your speech. even though you have been speaking about them for over a year. Just in case you forgot.
Palin wrote her keywords on her left hand. Her own personal Hillbilly Teleprompter.
by SoCalRay February 8, 2010
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Alaskan teleprompter

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.
Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.
by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010
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Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.
During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.
by Octo Parrot February 12, 2010
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Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.
Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"
by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010
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The Teleprompter

The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.
(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie
by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005
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Alaskan Teleprompter

A hand with crib notes used in situations that call for authenticity and poise
"I knew I'd get nervous proposing to my girlfriend, especially when I'd say that my words were coming from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't want to awkwardly take out a piece of paper, so I calmly read off an Alaskan Teleprompter and I could tell from the split-second of eye contact with her how much we truly loved each other."
by Sumner Prescott February 8, 2010
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