Tekken Head

Referring to the earlier Tekken days (PS1 and PS2) when their hair was jagged and unkempt, much like when one rolls out of bed. This can be seen done on purpose by pompous hipsters.

Rushing out the door after waking up from a nyquil coma, Nick was late for work and did not have time to tame his Tekken Head. There was no hope in fixing his Tekken Head and he was later fired for his unkempt appearance.

by MickNeers May 13, 2018

Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

teke teke

A Yokai spirit of a woman (sometimes a man) who is missing their lower half, The name "Teke Teke" comes from the sound of their lower half dragging across the ground. Not seeming it as they walk on their hands or elbows, the Teke Teke is extremely fast. The way Teke Teke acts is by chopping a person in half just as them.

Person: I heard weird noises last night, like dragging noises
Person 2: Maybe it was a Teke Teke hunting for a lower half

by OverOppai69 October 29, 2017

Tekeya

Tekeya is an amazing, hot girl who has a lot of intelligence and loves to date her. Most boys would love to date her but when she has her eye on someone she will try and get close to them. She would love to have a happy family when she is older and live a happy life.

'Who is that?'

Oh, that's Tekeya. She is so hot!'

by Chocolate milkshake_123456789 January 4, 2017

Tekkening

Pressing one button repetitively in order to beat an opponent. Usually noobs do this because they don't know how to do anything else. This term was popularized by the game Tekken where one could just press punch the entire fight and win as they wouldn't be able to respond.

"Dude I'm not playing with you again unless you stop tekkening"

by tekken fan12 December 16, 2011

tele-hell

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

Tekkersaurusrex

Someone who has the skills to pay the bills

Football- He is a TEKKERSAURUSREX

by Dackes September 18, 2012