A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested
Damn, no wonder why Jack Teixeira leaked that shit to some Thug Shaker Central
by TheRealUltraJack299 July 11, 2023
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My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......
by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 17, 2020
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a jersey band kid that’s existing
you: yk joao vitro de oliviera teixeira?
me: i only know jersey
by kdjfjsngmdgk January 24, 2023
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A guy that looks like his girlfriend is cheating on him with a guy from Senegal.
Wow, that guy has huge horns! He looks like a Teixeira
by LeuviferBoy November 24, 2021
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