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teenie

annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.
teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*

more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!
by buggeroff October 10, 2005
mugGet the teeniemug.

teenie

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.
"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"
by td March 26, 2004
mugGet the teeniemug.

teeny

someone (usually a young girl) who likes a band because it is the "in" thing to do or because she finds one or more of the band members to be "hott".
teeny: "like omgzz guys, i so effing loveee gerard way, he is loveee."

me: "what's your favorite song?"

teeny: "......"
by andrea addiction December 19, 2006
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teeny

Someone who only likes a band because they think one or more of the members is good-looking. These re very unpopular among hardcore fans.
"Wow, Benny from Good Charlotte is sooooo fit!"
"Ugh, you teeny!"
by Ami July 17, 2003
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teeny

someone, usually a young girl, who likes a band only because they are popular and good looking. sometimes known as a poseur
"anna is a teeny because she shops at hot topic and listens to good charlotte"

"screw you, teeny!"
by nicole February 21, 2004
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the teenies

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009
mugGet the the teeniesmug.

teenie

noun. 1/16 of a point, when referred to the price of a stock. Before decimals were used in the stock market, stocks traded in sixteenths and eighths. 1/16 was referred to as a teenie.
Steve: "Yo brozay, how's MCZ doing?"
Phil: "Not badly. It's up a teenie."
by stockman09 July 22, 2011
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