telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

tieman

A large white male 6’5 and above most likely. Large cock and great in the bed. He’s known for going down and never coming back up for air. He’s ass man and can’t get enough

Tieman was great last night!

by 16money February 27, 2018

Teegan

A name only given the the most beautiful and kindest of girls.
They commonly have a beauty so awe striking that simply no other name will suffice.
Comparable to that of seeing the mountains, the ocean, and a sunset for the first time, all at the same time.
The epitome of all that is perfect.

"my god, why is teagan so beautiful?"
"oh that's because its teegan, not teagan"

by QK_228 December 1, 2011

Toeman

The Act of bluffing; Acting tough but won't do anything.

Yo Nigel, You're such a toeman dude.
Jermaine said he was going to fight but flaked out, what a toeman.

by Slvze March 5, 2020

Teegan

The male version of Teegan is an awesome spectacle, he is the only man that could survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and live to laugh about it. Women all want him. A simple glance is enough to make panties wet. He know Victoria's Secret. The only words to ever slow him during sex is "honey I'm home". The man can piss his own name into concrete. When learning CPR he resuscitated the dummy. He is the man.

i was set to marry the girl of my dreams but a guy named Teegan walked by and she was instantly in love. Sadly, I couldn't blame her as I was too.....

by JR54273 March 11, 2017

Teoman

Greatest motherfucker on the earth.

Teoman, your the biggest pimp on earth.

by teoman June 21, 2019