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teenie mini

A car being driven by a recently licensed driver, usually too fast and/or careening out of control. Often in a family car, such as a minivan.
Can also be used to describe the driver of the car.
Oh fuck, I've got a teenie mini riding my ass. I'm gonna pull over and let it go by.

Oh dude, did you see that minivan whipping around in traffic? What a teenie mini!
by L D Queen September 26, 2008
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teenie

annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.
teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*

more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!
by buggeroff October 10, 2005
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teenie-gate

The night that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thanked the FOBR boardies for helping them win three Teen Choice awards. Soon after the awards show aired, the FOBR message boards were floaded with teenies trying to take credit for the dedication of the FOBR boardie vetrans. But the boardie veterans weren't about to surrender the boards to teenies...so stayed and fought them off with sporks and tridents.
teenie-gate gave the boards e-stds, and made it extremely hard to post anything.
by Angie_at_the_disco August 22, 2006
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trekie

A person who is a fan of more than one Star Trek series, who may not necessarily dress up as characters or believe that it is actually real. The steryotype of the dressing up nerds has been perpetuated by poor American cartoons and over fanatical freaks who sicken even us other Trekkies.
Yes i'm a Trekkie, but i'm not a retarded nerd as well
by The Insane One November 12, 2003
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teenie

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.
"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"
by td March 26, 2004
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teezie

Usually a person with a lot of bandz fucks a lot of females but if you the one for him he would settle down teezie got the streets on lock keep 2 glocks an never duck the opps
Goofy: teezie I heard you still fucking my girl

Teezie : never love em never trust em just lust em so u can bust em
by Teeziebandz November 25, 2017
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the teenies

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009
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