technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.

-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...

by Liverwiz April 11, 2007

Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.

This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!

by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011

Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009

technotard

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.

Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!

by firahz February 16, 2005

technotard

1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.

What a technotard! They thought their CD Rom was a cup holder.

by Nathan M. June 17, 2005

technotard

I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.

Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.

by hownowmscow March 15, 2011

Technotard

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.

You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.

by SammyPie January 15, 2011