Technoinsest

The act of love making with a mechanical device.

1st. Rach Ballett and her weird love of ermm....many inhumane items. Rach Ballett is a Technoinsest.

2nd. A paedophile who makes love TO his computer screen daily :) This man/woman would be labelled a technoinsest.

by danish23 January 11, 2010

technoid

some dude who's obsessed with electronics and never stops talking about it, which would really drive someone up the wall, cause it so annoying. He/she is usually fat,lazy,pretty-stupid,obnoxious,a person who brags,and someone like my Dad. (which tons of you don't know)

fat ass: Gee star trek is so cool, I have every part of it on DvD!

person: will you shut up, you stupid-ass technoid!

by pimpmaster25 November 15, 2007

Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.

1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."

by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010

technovidual

n; person who thinks that their unique combination of homogenius accessories marks them as an individual. Also see unividual

Every technovidual on the street has a cell phone, PDA that makes them special.

by Billo June 22, 2004

technoidiot

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.

bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.

by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008

technoise

When uber-nerds' voice gets all high and they start talking about techie shit that nobody understands.

I almost fell out when noob started blowin all that technoise out his hole.

When I asked how to turn on the computer, he came back at me with all this technoise.

by Shawn Solomon January 5, 2009

technovisiting

A group of friends, hanging out together but communicating via Facebook or another social networking site. They could be talking face to face, but groups of kids don't do that anymore. They 'technovisit'

We sat on the porch for hours together all afternoon, technovisiting, we didn't say a word, but our Facebook conversation was funny as hell!

by technovisitor May 14, 2010