Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.

Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."

by nostringer January 12, 2012

Technoblade

A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.

“Woah look at that badass”
“You mean Technoblade?”

by HELLOBOI420 August 31, 2019

technoblade

A pig minecraft youtuber who calls everyone a nerd and makes the best skywars vids on the web. Also he has something no other youtuber has. Confidence.

Wow he is such a Technoblade, always calling people nerds when really he is one himself.

by tubbasu September 6, 2016

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

Technoblade

Part of the holy trinity of Minecraft, a group of godly beings who control the three elements of minecraft: building, redstone, and PvP. Technoblade is known to control the PvP element of minecraft, with his colleagues Grian and Mumbo Jumbo controlling the other two elements, building and Redstone respectively. His signature battle cry is "Technoblade neva dies!!!" striking a dark, inescapable fear to all of his opponents.

JunkyJanker: Oh shit techno is only like 100 meters away (runs in opposite direction)
Technoblade: Technoblade nevaa diesss!!! (attacks Jankus out of nowhere)
JunkyJanker: (resigns himself to his inescapable fate)

by Warthur Au August 20, 2019

Technoblade

Probably the best Minecraft player to ever live. He won the Potato War, He reached a win streak of 1,000 in bedwars (he could've gotten more, he just got bored of it), he beat Dream, he beat Minecraft with a steering wheel, he reached 10M subscribers but sadly, the one thing he couldn't beat was cancer.

R.I.P Technoblade. Alex (his real name) may be dead but Technoblade never dies.

by I eat poop 69 June 30, 2022

Technoblade

RIP 1999–2022
Technoblade never dies for We will remember him forever.

(Probably the only unanimously amazing minecraft youtuber in the world)

Most known for:
Dream SMP
Minecraft Monday Minecraft Championship
Being the Second Worst Thing That Happened To The Orphans
Hypixel Sky Block and the Potato War
Hypixel PvP(Skyblock/Bedwars)
Being an Awesome Person

Famous Quotes

"I dropkicked that child in self defence....Please Officer you gotta believe me"
"Technoblade never dies."
"Do not put your plans and techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron"
"If Hypixel has taught me something, it's that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery." (Skyblock: The Great Potato War)
"NOT EVEN CLOSE"
"Let's cyberbully some nerds."
"WHAT A NERRRD!"
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years."
"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed."
”Let’s play a relevant game, like Grinch Simulator.”

I obviously can't fit how amazing he was here so to know more SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE and go watch some of his videos while you are at it!

Technoblade was a legend.

by PotatoRank#1 July 1, 2022