teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

Teat sweat

The sweat underneath a woman's breast

I've been working so hard, I have teat sweat.

by Jen from the block 10 June 1, 2017

teat dipping

The act of dipping ones nipple into a fresh pile of pole milk.

Janet was caught teat dipping after Justin spooged on her pillow.

by ElSpoonage April 1, 2018

Teat clamp

1.) To clamp a teat (nipple) with two fingers and twist harshly.
2.) Another name for Purple Nurple or Titty Twister.

Joe clamps onto your left nipple with his index finger and thumb, then twists it harshly!

by JonathanBrandon&Jake August 29, 2005

teat it out

Similar to Fuck You

Just teat it out!

by jbl4me October 9, 2008

teat jurk

1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.

2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.

3.A very hard nipple cripple

That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.

Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.

Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.

by Robbie earle February 15, 2007

Teat Party

A group of so-called liberal and/or progressive people (often referred to as the Democratic Party) that believe the many should have the right to dictate to the few especially in areas of social wellness. Members often find excuses for or blame others for troubles/difficulties in their life. Members' sense of entitlement varies, but is always present and often intense.

My neighbor, a member of the Teat Party, was whining again the other day.

by whateverwhatever March 4, 2010