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Afro-teased

When white women who watch too many R&B music videos on TV and believe black men are loving, and affectionate men like they portray themselves to be in their music videos.
Mudshark 1: Did you hear how Karen was treated like a ho by Da'Quan?

Mudshark 2: I heard all about it! She was Afro-teased!
by Strogg78 January 14, 2022
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cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased so that you can later show off your knowledge
by Sexydimma October 15, 2014
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cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service
by Sexydimma January 6, 2015
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teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.
I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.
by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
by iheartitties November 1, 2010
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Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.
Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!
by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010
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touch me tease me feel me up

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name
kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
by miodek August 14, 2021
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