teapocalypse

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

by happyshiny August 14, 2011

Teapards

A play on the words retard and the tea party movement referring to an ignorant right wing crack pot in the "tea party" movement.

Look whats on Palin and the other teapards

by Penutbutterfunlove October 6, 2010

TeapubliCONS

Newly defined political party. Crazier splinter group from the main Grand Old Psychotic party.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.

Ron: "Does anyone know what the TeapubliCONS agenda is?"

Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.

by docsterx July 31, 2011

teapees

Members of the demographic group participating in the Tea Party movement.

The teapees held a large rally at the Washington Mall on the anniversary of MLK's "I have a dream" speech.

by sumnerln August 29, 2010

teapartarian

Someone who is in the teaparty, and wants teabaggers to roam free in america.

Look at those teapartarians protesting for health care reform when it helps us all.

by Kenny P1990 June 3, 2010

Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests

here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"

by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012

chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009