A man or woman who stands up in front of the classroom on the first day of school and tells you they teach "differently" than all the teachers you have had in the past. They then proceed to give you work to do from your textbook.
Teacher: I teach differently than most teachers you have had, we do a lot of fun activities in here. Now open up your books to page 267 and answer questions 1-5.
by soxxfan9824 November 30, 2008
1. My teacher gave me tons of useless homework for the weekend. What a bitch!
2. How did i end up being a teacher??!!! Even a cop and a janitor make more money than me! I'm gonna take my anger on those little motherfuckers! Tons of homework for the weekend!!! Hahahahaha (evil laugh) hahaha...
lol
2. How did i end up being a teacher??!!! Even a cop and a janitor make more money than me! I'm gonna take my anger on those little motherfuckers! Tons of homework for the weekend!!! Hahahahaha (evil laugh) hahaha...
lol
by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011
Teachers are those people who ask you to find solutions for problems you haven't known before.
The teacher asks: Why is a parallelogram not the same as a trapezoid?
-> Is that really important???????
-> Do we really need to know that in our future??
-> Is that really important???????
-> Do we really need to know that in our future??
by KleeneNot4U December 09, 2006
Usually caring and inspirational in elementary school.
Teachers in middle school and beyond are souless bastards sent by Satan.
Most teachers are ignorant and/or hate children. Makes you wonder why they picked
Teachers in middle school and beyond are souless bastards sent by Satan.
Most teachers are ignorant and/or hate children. Makes you wonder why they picked
I don't care that you have a break! The day we come back from holiday vacation we have a quiz.
Why?
Because I'm the teacher and I said so.
Why?
Because I'm the teacher and I said so.
by BlackPowderMinusTheD January 04, 2010
Someone who teaches students at a school, whether it be preschool or high school. Teachers can vary in niceness from the best teacher who gives almost no homework and lets you do anything to a teacher that constantly screams at the class and gives assloads of homework.
Teachers, even if they seem mean, are not bad people. Yelling or other disciplines are just their way of doing things. I am not one who likes teachers yelling, but it's not their fault. If you're stuck in a class full of assholes and teeny boppers with no common sense and never shut the fuck up for 5 seconds, even the nicest teachers may lose it, maybe more frequently than others. It all depends on your classmates, and even you.
Teachers, even if they seem mean, are not bad people. Yelling or other disciplines are just their way of doing things. I am not one who likes teachers yelling, but it's not their fault. If you're stuck in a class full of assholes and teeny boppers with no common sense and never shut the fuck up for 5 seconds, even the nicest teachers may lose it, maybe more frequently than others. It all depends on your classmates, and even you.
Teachers are good people that want you to learn and be able to get a good future, but if your asshole classmates fuck up class every day, that goal gets pushed farther and farther away...
by Bashe February 26, 2006
Someone who calls you an adult when you are post 16,but only because they are desperate to get rid of you.
by SomeoneNew May 13, 2011
A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.
by Kromyan October 09, 2009