Tablespoon Coon

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

telespooning

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.

Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.

by Bructus December 20, 2010

Tablespoon

Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.

It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.

by Zoetrain August 11, 2006