Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.
There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.
by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009
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paraffin teabaggin

After getting white girl wasted paul went paraffin teabagging to turn Christy on.
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Teabaggin Wagon

A car owned by someone who has been dubbed "teabag", probably because his/her name begins with "T" and his/her friends thought it would be clever to come up with a dumb nickname like "teabag". This car probably looks nothing like a wagon.
by SomeonewhosenameisnotTeabag February 03, 2010
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