teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.
Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
by Well, shit. December 26, 2017
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teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.
While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.
by Anonymous September 08, 2003
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teabagging

the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!

Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.
by Bondi January 30, 2006
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teabagged

Girl lays on her back, dude puts testicles in her mouth
I teabagged that ho, yo.
by DBomb June 16, 2003
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teabagged

Where you put your ballsack on someones face, whether its their mouth, eyes, chin, nose. Whatever.
I teabagged that dude in his sleep!
by Seth B. April 02, 2005
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Teabagging

(Colloq., Canberra) Where you put the aircrews in the helicopters, you winch them down, they direct attack a spot, they mop it all up, we winch them back up into the aircraft, and we move them on to the next spot.
It's called teabagging, and there's going to be a lot of that going on this weekend.
by TheEarlGrey February 09, 2020
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teabaging

The act of placing ones testicles into the participants mouth.
Suck my balls please Gladys.
Of cause I'll teabag your nutsack Cyril. Cyril loves teabaging
by Ady hitler October 16, 2013
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