Tea Pot Princess

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid

Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu

by Kavi February 13, 2005

tea pot dome

when your getting "dome" you smash a tea pot over the head of the dealer of dome

Titz-WTF WAS THAT NOISE LAST NIGHT?

Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days

by Titz December 3, 2007

Tea Pot Mode

Standing With One Hand On a Table and Leaning on it with one leg crossed over the Others.
Usually Used By Evil Maths Teachers.

The Beast Is Doing Tea Pot Mode.

by Klipperbus1 June 16, 2016

Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.

by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021

Kansas City Tea Pot

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

Kansas City Tea Pot Urinal Kansas City Tea Pot

by jecherry April 4, 2016

meadia tea pot

usually found wondering around soho. with a goala bag, ipod stipid haircut thinking they work in the most importantant industry in the world! but really are as about as much use to man kind as a chocolate tea POT!

"he's a runner for that production company TEAPOT"

by wonkey December 10, 2004

texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015