The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as:
Tickle the Crotch Beef
Touch the Clammy Bologna
Tame the Cranky Beaver
Tossing of Crotch Ballistics
Tapping the Creamy Bagel
Taunting the Canoe Badger
Twiddling Charlie’s Brother
Toyfully Cranking the Boner
Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop
Tenderly Converting Believers
Teaching the Cabin Boy
Telltale Clam Blood
Toking the Crusty Barnacle
Taunting Captain Badly
Twisting and Clamping the Balls
Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet
Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy
Tasting Cunnilingus Breath
Tasteless Correction of Borneo
Tempting the Chicken Bucket
Taking Care of Bogey
Tempting Cleavage Bullets
Tricking the Carrot Below
Tightening Constricted Ballsacks
Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks
Training Corporal Blinkey
Trigger the Catapult of Boing
Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon
Trip the Carnal Bullseye
Torque the Creep Baton
Taint Caressing Begins
Taint Croquet Blastoff
Tossing Creamy Bullets
Tossing Chum Butter
Turbo Causes Blisters
Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond
Tease the Constricted Boa
Targeting Consecrated Bliss
Tormenting the Confused Bluefish
Tickling Chewbacca's Beard
Targeting Calculated Boinger
Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs
Tango with Creamy Balm
Touching the Crepe of Booyah
Titillate the Cobalt Balloons
Tempting Carnal Bliss
Taking Care of Bollocks
Taste the Crème Brule
Triggering the Combustible Banana
Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic
Tubing the Carcass Balloon
Targeting for Cleavage Barrage
Tossing the Corpulent Bologna
Trampus Coitus Bonkum
Tapping Curvaceous Backside
Tickle the Crotch Beef
Touch the Clammy Bologna
Tame the Cranky Beaver
Tossing of Crotch Ballistics
Tapping the Creamy Bagel
Taunting the Canoe Badger
Twiddling Charlie’s Brother
Toyfully Cranking the Boner
Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop
Tenderly Converting Believers
Teaching the Cabin Boy
Telltale Clam Blood
Toking the Crusty Barnacle
Taunting Captain Badly
Twisting and Clamping the Balls
Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet
Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy
Tasting Cunnilingus Breath
Tasteless Correction of Borneo
Tempting the Chicken Bucket
Taking Care of Bogey
Tempting Cleavage Bullets
Tricking the Carrot Below
Tightening Constricted Ballsacks
Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks
Training Corporal Blinkey
Trigger the Catapult of Boing
Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon
Trip the Carnal Bullseye
Torque the Creep Baton
Taint Caressing Begins
Taint Croquet Blastoff
Tossing Creamy Bullets
Tossing Chum Butter
Turbo Causes Blisters
Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond
Tease the Constricted Boa
Targeting Consecrated Bliss
Tormenting the Confused Bluefish
Tickling Chewbacca's Beard
Targeting Calculated Boinger
Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs
Tango with Creamy Balm
Touching the Crepe of Booyah
Titillate the Cobalt Balloons
Tempting Carnal Bliss
Taking Care of Bollocks
Taste the Crème Brule
Triggering the Combustible Banana
Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic
Tubing the Carcass Balloon
Targeting for Cleavage Barrage
Tossing the Corpulent Bologna
Trampus Coitus Bonkum
Tapping Curvaceous Backside
I was driving west on I-70 heading to Denver when I had the urge to TCB right in the middle of Kansas.
by fulltrucker November 22, 2006
by ftcsassy April 22, 2018
by Nizzash December 22, 2006
T-typical C-cracker B-behavior, when someone who is black or of other race or color, acts like a white dude, orriginally from merry kwanza charlie brown, which you can watch on ebaumsworld.com, it is helarious.
black kid 1: i wanna listen to sweet rock instead of rap!
black kid 2: damn nigga, you got some TCB!
black kid 2: damn nigga, you got some TCB!
by acdcrules January 02, 2006
by Jack-4E October 15, 2005
Literally means, typical cracker behavior.
Invented by an unknown afro-american in the early stages of the Revolutionary War. By this time, the African population in the thirteen colonies began to swell and the Africans began to learn English. So this word came into being when the word "cracker" was being used as a racial slur for the common white man. And so, much like a code, if a white man were to do something predominantly found only in white cultures, such as drinking eggnog, the black people around him/her would say TCB, almost like a code. The term has survived to this very day to still be a low-blow comment towards a white man. Most of the time, an afro-american might say it to express their sense of dumbfoundness in the stupidity of a certain action of a white man. It is most commonly used today to "diss" someone who has been "****-ing up," usually a white man a.k.a a "cracker" or a "honky."
Invented by an unknown afro-american in the early stages of the Revolutionary War. By this time, the African population in the thirteen colonies began to swell and the Africans began to learn English. So this word came into being when the word "cracker" was being used as a racial slur for the common white man. And so, much like a code, if a white man were to do something predominantly found only in white cultures, such as drinking eggnog, the black people around him/her would say TCB, almost like a code. The term has survived to this very day to still be a low-blow comment towards a white man. Most of the time, an afro-american might say it to express their sense of dumbfoundness in the stupidity of a certain action of a white man. It is most commonly used today to "diss" someone who has been "****-ing up," usually a white man a.k.a a "cracker" or a "honky."
"Say you hear about that white dude who bought a plastic tree instead of a real Evergreen tree 'cause it was cheaper?"
"That's some TCB, dawg, white people always looking for a bargain. No respect for tradition."
"That's some TCB, dawg, white people always looking for a bargain. No respect for tradition."
by Leopold Montbatten Edwards December 29, 2005