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Short for Two Bobs Worth. A phrase dating back to when Bob's your uncle was a common expression. A particularly Australian and British expression. Used when giving your opinion, knowing that it will most likely be ignored, but you still feel compelled to give it (particularly as you'll be able to cash in on an "I told you so"). For example, if your manager talks up some new corporate “strategy” and the changes to be made in your department, you can explain the obvious flaw, following up with “… that’s just my two bob’s worth.” Thus, dissipating any feeling the manager may have toward your lack of enthusiasm.
"I really don't think that painting the car red will make it go faster, but that's just my TBW"
TBW by Trebor Elcnu March 8, 2017
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He still actually believes Trump won the election. He's a total TBW!
TBW by MattB5 December 8, 2020
Teenage Boy's Wet Dream. What a disproportionate amount of Hollywood's output is.
Q: Was "Grandma's Boy" any good?
A: Yeah, if you're aching for another TBWD.
TBWD by Bilberry March 11, 2008
A word used in place of "owned" (pronounced "tebowned").

The word means to be defeated, outperformed or outclassed, unmercifully, as though done to you by Tim Tebow.

A computer shorthand spelling. The less brutal version of the word, pwnd, originated from a misspelling of the word owned - intended to be typed ownd, it was typed pwnd. Because P is next to O on the keyboard. This became a popular way to say owned online, until the days of Tim Tebow.
He beat you by 20 points, you just got tbwnd.

Their entire defense just got tbwnd by the quarterback.

Chuck Norris got tbwnd.
tbwnd by GatorsFirst.com August 7, 2010
Tiny Brained Wiper of Other People's Bottoms (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the French guy insulting King Aruthur)
Up yours, you TBWOOPB!
TBWOOPB by ajd6460 April 26, 2010
The boy with fire; an amazing book
I love my current book but I cant wait 2 read TBWF
tbwf by BLTmuncher April 17, 2023