Tech Taxidermy

Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.

"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."

by firstkipchak April 18, 2010

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raniaiesa taxidermy

sketchy stuff boi

welcome to my raniaiesa taxidermy shop. would you like a taxidermy

by raniaiesa June 24, 2019

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Reverse Taxidermy

The stuffing of a plush animal with the insides of a deceased animal carcass.

I went to build-a-bear yesterday, but they didn’t offer Reverse Taxidermy which is a shame.

by ImNotACriminal March 12, 2022

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owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

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Carousel of taxidermy

A diverse collection of taxidermy in one location.

I couldn’t stay for dinner, the carousel of taxidermy in the dining room completely freaked me out!

by EMGEE October 1, 2020

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taxidermiphobia

An illogical or irrational fear of stuffed animals. Some sufferers may believe the mounted animals will suddenly come alive and try to attack him/her, others may think they could be impaled on horns or lacerated by claws or teeth should the piece fall on them.

Also known as taxidermy phobia.

I can't walk through the taxidermy exhibit of the Natural History Museum without sweating profusely and getting palpitations because of my taxidermiphobia.

by kreebilicus November 13, 2012

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