Taxi

The meaning of taxi is a person you meet while out on the town that you only sleep with because you need a ride home.
Mark: Hey don't sleep with her. She's nasty

Chris: No man that bitch is taxi.
by Chris 10516 November 16, 2006
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She sent me home last night, utter taxi

Got shouted for a lift last night, taxi taxi taxi!
by Santa July 02, 2004
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One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.
Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"
by Krypto_Knight February 20, 2019
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When you do something so embarrassing that you'd love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!
Girl: "Did you sleep with that minger last night?"
Boy: "Taxi!"
by Kanyelover May 17, 2008
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When someone makes a cock of them self, shout taxi for (then there surname)
Also see Soccer AM and lovejoy
Man called Mr McClaran falls over a root of a tree...
his friend Mr Gates says "Taxi for McClaren"
by RB November 30, 2003
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1. (In Pakistan) Prostitute
2. (In Pakistan) A woman of bad character or famous for having questionable relations with many men. An adulterous woman.
(Originated from the reference to real taxi cabs which always have different riders everyday.)
I don't like that woman. She's a taxi.
by Haider April 30, 2008
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1) A response to when someone has performed a joke that makes the room quiet, or that kills the atmosphere. Or if they say something totally uncool.

2) A public car
Jim: hey guys, do you wanna come out and plat tic tac toe?

Moment of silence....

Chris: TAXI!
by Kraill June 01, 2004
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