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tattooee

that college certainly has its share of tattooees.
by pandawatch13 March 13, 2012
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Tattooless

Tattooless
Everyone was tatted up with tattoos except me, I was the only tattooless person.
by wilso024 October 2, 2016
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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Tattooed tears

Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone
To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac
by Demqr1 February 15, 2010
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tattooed old ladies

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!
by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009
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tattooed tears

Its the one that thugs shed when their accomplices die.
Like "I shed tattooed tears during these multiple years"
by Manpreet Grewal (Punjab) January 23, 2004
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screwed, blued and tattooed

All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".

"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.

"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)

"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.

So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".
I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.
by lhitch November 21, 2010
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