Tardoism

The act of being a tardo. Such that, there is a mental disfiguration in your mind, where you would be classified as having tardo qualities. Do not go near these people who have mastered tardoism. They will likely be wearing camo crocs, basketball shorts, camo long sleave shirt, hat, and potentially glasses. BE AWARE! STAY AWAY! RE-RE comin at ya!

Did you see that kid, steve, he has completely mastered tardoism!

by KING OF DA SWEET March 31, 2011

Tarboush

A Cool hat that muslims wear, but virgin gay turks call it fez

Did you see ali today, he was wearing an epik tarboush

by Tarboush Iraqi December 3, 2019

Tardfuscate

When one takes a simple idea and, due to his confused state of mind or mental deficiency, writes or says it in a way that is almost completely unintelligible.

"Sorry I'm 3 hours late to your wedding, but Uncle Herman completely tardfuscated the directions."

by infinitemonkey October 1, 2009

tardus

Latin for slow, slang for retarted.

Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"

by Double Threat July 9, 2006

tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Tardius

An individual demonstrating the highest level of stupidity in any given collection of individuals.

The term is a parody of a Roman Emperor's name. The full version, Tardius Maximus, is rarely used.

"I have come to the conclusion that reality TV isn't that real"
"Well done, Tardius!"

by John Bent October 24, 2008

Tardus Maximus

This person is in the main control of Tardania and controls over the tard realm. He's also the most retarded person in tardania.

Wow! You're so retarded you may inherit the position of Tardus Maximus!

by Tax Collector of Tardania July 17, 2021