Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.

Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?

by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019

Tard Wranggler

The customers on the other end of the phone when you work tech support. The act of having many bad customers, over and over. (see also: Tard Support)

Dude, I haven't had any sales today... I'm just a tard wranggler today.

by Markforshizzle December 31, 2005

Tardwrangler

A person who takes care of tard liek the one you see running after them in the zoo

person 1: hey look at that wierdo kid

person 2: he looks lost weres his tardwrangler.

by jimmy hunter March 18, 2009

turdwrangler

Gay cowboy, one who wrangles turds, Asstagger, reverse flesh turd inserter

"Leroy and Max wear cowboy hats while they get their assbang on. What a couple of turdwranglers"...Said Joel to his biggot friend G W.

by Pricetron October 20, 2006

terdwrangler

a person who whips people with shit

ex: that terdwrangler just shot me with shit!!

by wapdsj October 21, 2019