twattitude

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.

the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

aptitude

Someone's aptitude for a particular kind of work or activity is their ability to learn it quickly and to do it well.

He drifted into publishing and discovered an aptitude for working with accounts.

by lisbethsalander April 12, 2014

of Jar-Jarian aptitude

When and action or statement is so ridiculously stupid or un needed.

When you get knifed in the back..5 times in a row on Black ops. It is a fail of jar-jarian aptitude

by that guy without pants on June 7, 2011

Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

Twattitude

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.

Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.

by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007

textitude

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Intuitive Aptitude

1.Intuitive aptitude is the ability to understand the structure and operation of complex systems without special education or training

2. Also the base ability of Sylar, in the NBC show Heroes.

Sylar examines Claire's brain and, through Intuitive Aptitude, learns her ability. Heroes - Series 3 Episode 1.

by The Starscrewer. March 3, 2009